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Go Jesus, Go

August 20th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Bizarre, Humour

There’s a great post on Scotteriology about some significant Jesus action figures. Take a look. About this climbing Jesus, however,

climbing-jesus

he says

I can’t figure out why Jesus is wearing Lara Croft’s shorts

Doh! He’s the original tomb raider. And he’s plundered the well of souls.

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  • 1 John Hobbins // Aug 21, 2007 at 5:50 am

    And is that a crown of thorns on his head, wiped clean of blood to spite Mel Gibson?

    Just asking.

  • 2 scott gray // Aug 21, 2007 at 11:33 am

    hey, the shoes are a little anachronistic, but the rest of the outfit looks like ‘first century’ to me…exactly what the well-dressed sinai adventurist would be wearing.

  • 3 Peter Davies // Aug 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    I fancy that Jesus would have been pretty good doing ’stand up’ open mic nights at Jongleurs. So, what would he have worn? Judging by some of the excellent stand-ups who worship in the tradition of Islam, I think Jesus would turn up wearing the full Pharisee garb … Ooooh, sir. Those phylacteries … suits you!

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