Just what exactly are they looking for?
I continue to be amazed at some of the search terms that land people somewhere on this blog. I’d be fascinated to know what other weird terms my fellow-bloggers have found. I thought, before vanishing from cyberspace for a few days to run a training weekend, that I’d reflect on a few of them.
Unlike my previous round-up of searches, this time I seem to be going through a bout of sex-related terms, including:
- gay slaves
- sex positions
- sex pics
- hermione sex
- harry and ginny having sex
Now I really, really do not want to think of the mentality that leads to the last two of that group, but what really baffles me here, is that given the huge amount of porn and sex related stuff on the web, how come they’re even finding me with these terms. Are they clicking through to the 9,999th link Google returns, or what? And how sad is that?
Then there are terms where I honestly don’t know what people thought they were looking for:
- bafflement headword
(well, that one has me baffled) - reinstall google
(er, does the mean Google desktop? Or what) - Venn diagram of babylonia and assyria
(sorry, I don’t quite see how a Venn diagram would help you here) - English idiomatic bread
(nope, no idea) - May 13th 2007
(What do you want, every blog posted on this date?) - evolution of women
(in what sense, are they another species?)
And finally two that seem to concern my fellow bloggers:
- jim needs
(He certainly does) - anglican michael bird
(Yes, even Baptists can be saved)
September 27th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
I got a very funny one yesterday- “stephen carlson homosexuals”…
I told Stephen about it. I think it’s funny.
September 27th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
The most popular ones finding my blog at the moment are “Greek goddesses”. If that is the type of body someone is looking for, they will be very disappointed when they see me!
September 28th, 2007 at 2:25 am
I have no idea who’s visiting me.