MetaCatholic

I offer you a final round up of search terms used during this closing segment of the year. Again, I have to profess myself baffled either by what people were looking for, or else by how they ended up here.

There were a cluster of IT related ones. I cannot for the life of me think how this first one ever got here, since I’ve never written about scripting at all, but even if Google erred (who doesn’t) this blog must have been about the gazillionth result and someone has far too much time on their hands:

• In javascript define the term argument

Then, I know that people often describe the Mac versus PC wars as religious but this is daft:

• mac vs. pc catholic
• mac os x catholic bible

There was this little known biblical incident :

• jesus’ baptism by john heard

And a request for an unlikely theologian:

• Jean Paul Sartre on Virgin Birth

Apparently I should be starting a new agony aunt slot (so much for sex education in school):

• can a virgin uses tampon

Then a term that must have returned a few million rants (surely not one of mine ):

• couldn’t manage a pissup in a brewery

Finally, there were a couple that completely baffled me (any ideas?)

• my tongue art
• my liz tongue

What were they looking for? It’s that “my” that especially confuses me.