Jan 24 2008
Questions the world needs an answer for
I got passed a list of questions that just can’t be answered (though you’re welcome to have a go). Here are some of the choice ones.
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
- If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Spaghetti?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- What is the speed of darkness?