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Questions the world needs an answer for

I got passed a list of questions that just can’t be answered (though you’re welcome to have a go). Here are some of the choice ones.

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Spaghetti?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
  • What is the speed of darkness?

4 Responses to “Questions the world needs an answer for”

  1. 1
    Eddie:

    If unhappy employees are disgruntled, are happy ones gruntled?

  2. 2
    Phil:

    In response to Eddie.

    Not sure, I can’t remember!

    Additional question:
    How do they get the stripes in some brands of toothpaste? (eg. Aquafresh)

  3. 3
    scott gray:

    stripe fairies.

  4. 4
    scott gray:

    what does it take to make a person who is uncouth into a person who is couth?

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