Feeling completely stumped about what to say at a school Ascension Day service this week, I tried Googling for some ideas. After all how do you explain the ascension to young children in a fresh and stimulating way? I did come across some ideas for visual aids that could help. But typing in various search phrases including “ascension” and “explain” proved to be a big mistake.
I have decided that, after looking at pages like this one, or this one, that I have been mercifully innocent of the crazy whacko world of DIY religion and pseudo-scientific spirituality.
We are AMBASSADORS OF LIGHT who serve as the “BRIDGE” between consciousness paradigms by assisting others into the higher dimensional system of new earth energy.
We live and love from the Unified Field of Higher Consciousness. Children of the Sun is an organization of people that are dedicated to Self Mastery while serving in impeccable integrity and self responsibility. We are the Avatars and Christed Ones, emerging in collective power.
No love, you’re a bunch of deluded people who’s lives must be really boring to make up stories like this.
In addition to each chromosome’s 2 strand double helix of DNA, there are an additional 10 etheric strands of DNA available to each human, which have been dormant since the beginning of recorded history. … This is the Original Divine Blueprint, what man USED to be. It has been written that Jesus had 12 strands of DNA activated.
Not, however, written by anyone who knew what they were talking about.
It is hard, I think, to know whether to laugh or cry.
8 responses so far ↓
1 Bob MacDonald // Apr 29, 2008 at 10:34 pm
ROF’L - Explain!!!
2 J. K. Gayle // Apr 29, 2008 at 10:57 pm
This is exactly what happens when Jesus googles for ideas.
3 James McGrath // Apr 29, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Here’s my favorite quote on the ascension:
“To demythologize the ascension is not to deny that Jesus “went to heaven”; it is simply to find a way of expressing this in language which takes it out of the realm of current or future space research” (James D. G. Dunn, in his article “Myth” in the Dictionary of Jesus and the Gospels (Downers Grove: IVP, 1992) p.568).
4 doug // Apr 30, 2008 at 12:03 am
James, thanks for that excellent quote from Jimmy Dunn.
5 dim bulb // Apr 30, 2008 at 1:14 am
Maybe this guy can help you out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4
Hehehe
6 David Ker // Apr 30, 2008 at 5:38 am
This made my etheric dna quiver with joy. My kids asked me to get hints for their gameboy. I found them on a page with the sidebar full of naked women. How can my kids navigate the net when it is full of nut jobs and porn?
7 doug // Apr 30, 2008 at 8:15 am
I assume, David, that the advertising algorithms were supplying pictures for “game boys” not “gameboys”. Who says artificial intelligence is just round the corner?
8 Bishop Alan // Apr 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Blimey! With all my 14 strands of activated DNA I can tell you, this is all crap.
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